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| Surfboard for rent on Bali's most popular beach in Kuta, Indonesia © Soren Egeberg // Zeamonkey Images |
Hanging out in Kuta, Bali after a weeklong photo and diving trip to the islands of Komodo and Rinca, processing RAW-files, answering emails and generally being computer productive. While Komodo was quiet days at sea, only interrupted by four daily dives and and a steady stream of delicious food thanks to a lovely Thai crew, Kuta is the essence of shit.
Kuta is Indonesia’s holiday hellhole no.1, dominated by australians to an extend, that made me check the stamp in my passport. While its impossible to walk the street without being hassled by local entrepreneurs trying to sell you motorbikes, taxis and the usual tourist junk, you will be addressed as “Mate” on any given occasion. Well there is a 95% chance is was a “mate”. In short, this place is FULL of oozes meeting other ozzies, they get drunk, they go shopping at prices equivalent to home, food is shit like at home, they go surfing like at home, they lie in the sun like at home, the locals speak english with ozzie accent like at home, in fact EVERYTHING is like home. Why come to Bali?
This place is a mystery to me. Since my first visit in 1991, little has changed. The hotels are fancier, chains like McDonalds, Starbucks and Hard Rock Cafe has moved in and the locals don’t follow you for miles when trying to flok you belts, sarongs and the usual fake junk that flourish in the local Kuta shops. Prices and traffic is up. Yet the australian invation of Kuta never seems to stop. Kuta, it was interesting to see you again after 19 years, but i’m still not your bloody MATE!







